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Wow. This is a shitty welcome back me update.... [16 Apr 2006|01:27pm]
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Natalie is mostly likely to say the out-of-date phrase:
I’m gonna open up a can of whoop-ass
To:
,Richard Nixon



Why?
Because you found twenty dollars and they said it was theirs
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Natalie Pills:



Will cause addiction to sniffing glue


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[05 Nov 2005|11:49pm]
I just had one of the coolest nights ever.

Me and Trevor just met Stephen Lynch, Mark Teich, and Rod Cone. And it was awesome. We got pics, but, since I am completely behind the times and do not yet have a digital camera, you all have to wait to see them because I have to get them developed. I also got a t-shirt signed by all three.

Huttah.

Love to all.



♥----natalie
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[25 Aug 2005|10:38pm]
Amy showed me and Trevor this a little while ago, but I think this one is my favorite.


Click it bitches!



♥----natalie
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8-21-05 10:06 am [21 Aug 2005|10:44pm]
Alix sends me:

1. I woke up spooning with elliott. 2. I am not hung over. 3. I think my glasses are still at nick's. 4. I will get you those pictures asap.


Alix, you make me giggle.



♥----natalie
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I'm totally going to be different.... [16 Aug 2005|09:17pm]
Since everyone made a first day of school entry (aka because I was too busy meeting BRUCE FUCKING CAMPBELL!!!!!!) I am going to do a second day of school update!!!!!!!!!

Escuela is very grood, yo.

Schedule=teh awesome, even though my Health teacher is non-existant. Ms. McDonald isn't a teacher at Grady anymore (which totally sucks, because everyone told me that I had to take her class) and the first day of classes, we have a sub because they are looking for a replacement for Mr. Pace. Anyways, schedule is as follows:

American Lit/Comp
Fabric (fashion) Design
Genetics
Spanish 3 Honors
US History
General Health
Discrete Math

So, it is all super cool. I'm thinking about switching out of Health for another art class. I forget which one is available that period...

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xxsickxgirlxx is radioactive. Wear protective clothing at all times.

Username:

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♥----natalie
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I wonder if these will ever get old... [12 Aug 2005|12:39am]
What Icons are for you?(Thank you for #1!! Please check out my other Memes!!) by ladyallie
Username
Favourite Colour
Sex
Your Love icon is...
Your Sad Icon is...
Your Happy Icon is...
Your Angry Icon is...
Your Food Icon is...
Your Animal Icon is...
Your Random Icon is...
Your Cartoon Icon is...
Your Sexy Icon is...
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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Amy, dear, how did you know? [07 Aug 2005|01:13am]
[ mood | Meh I don't wanna be a lesbian ]

Post 5 reasons why you are such a dork, then tag 5 of the dorkiest people on your list to explain themselves.

1. The very instant I finished Lamb, I flipped the book over and began reading it again.

2. I get excited when I beat my own high score for Club Pinball, which is a game on my phone.

3. I don't know all of the state capitals, but I can easily speak along with 10 Things I Hate About You and Zoolander.

4. The people at Ru San's now know me by name because I go there so much.

5. I consider shopping a sport because the way I shop is a sport.

The Tagged: Trevor, Lixikins, Cavalry (Caitlin), Lisa, and Hanjah. Don't argue. You all know it's true. Bitch. Es.



----natalie

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[03 Aug 2005|12:58am]
Hanjah, how could you say no to this face?Collapse )
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[03 Aug 2005|12:40am]

My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?


Wow. I really didn't expect to be that bad. Oh well.

And here's another one:


I'm Tony the Tiger!





You're the strong, loud, muscular Frosted Flakes mascot, Tony the Tiger!


Which cereal mascot are you?



----natalie
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[29 Jul 2005|06:29pm]
We found Buddy's owner! It's funny, because his real name was Bud. Anyways, so yeah. I miss him. He was so sweet. And old. He's 15.



----natalie
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[28 Jul 2005|07:49pm]
Trevor and I saved a puppy last night. Well, he isn't really a puppy, he's really old, but we still saved him. His name is now Buddy. He didn't have any tags or nothing, just a choke collar.



 He's super cute, isn't he? So, if anyone wants a senior puppy, you know where to reach me.



----natalie
002 CMNT!@#$~!

[27 Jul 2005|05:10pm]
I feel so distanced from my friends from school. It's like, when I'm reading their journals, I'm looking into a different world.

I miss you guys.
001 CMNT!@#$~!

[07 Jun 2005|02:00pm]
Your IQ Is 115

Your Logical Intelligence is Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Exceptional

001 CMNT!@#$~!

[05 May 2005|06:36pm]

American Cities That Best Fit You:



70% New York City

65% Chicago

65% Washington, DC

60% Philadelphia

55% Boston





Surprise, surprise....
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[30 Apr 2005|07:09pm]
Trevor just did a dramatic reading of the "Girl Anachronism" lyrics below, and it was most funny.

And I finally got my new phone!!!! Huttah!!!!! I beat the system, fuckers!!!!!

And I saw "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". It is most the good. It was really mixed up as far as plots go, but since Douglas Adams wrote it, it was okay by me. So ha.

This is now over. Thank you.



----natalie
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[24 Apr 2005|01:55pm]
1. Take the lyrics to a favorite song.
2. Find a translator and translate the lyrics into German, then from German to French, and finally from French back into English.
3. Post the results verbatim.
4. Invite friends to guess the song based on the interesting new lyrics.

_ they know the tellfrom the scar on my arm and the jump in the hipsand of mine the depression in the carand of mine of blister on the lipsthat of mine, which I be not carefullest some tellfrom of box of girlsyou the glass on the floorand the character string de caractères, which it breakingand be, I on the rupture of catch of moreand, it glance, how I be shakingbut it it temperature and then againif AM right, it I can disengageif each one more cold be, I I to function agebut of mine more old be, I it think not that the meit' snotthewayi' mmeanttobeits of youd believe, that it is right, which is meand formed to you tellfrom the state of the roomthat of mine to being able in measurement, I out also of the soonand the pillules did not leave work on that ive of lateand of atecame of I also some expenditure received to install years, above the throughthere I againpretending, surplus to be goes the believingthat of youmake, which I had a heart under Surfacetrying, with of the youit with to convince was by distraction on the purposei the morning, therefore the plagiarismi of inclination of seriousthis are, you knew the centurybut only on a rare occasioni to connect taken the pain to you of work of outbefore and nowbehold worst accidenti the morning the world the anachronismand of girl to be able in measurement you tellby the red in the eyesand of mine the squeezings on the thighsand of mine the nodes in my edge of shark the bucket of bath, those of the fliesthat is completely NIC of I

Hahaha fuckers.
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[31 Mar 2005|04:56pm]
1). YOUR PORN STAR NAME - (NAME OF FIRST PET + STREET YOU LIVE ON): Kitty Ralph McGill

2). YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME - (GRANDMOTHER'S FIRST NAME + FAVORITE SNACK FOOD): Anne Candy

3). YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME - (FIRST WORD YOU SEE ON YOUR LEFT + FAVORITE RESTAURANT): Buddha Ru San's

4). YOUR FOREIGN NAME - (FAVORITE SPICE GIRL + LAST FOREIGN VACATION SPOT): Posh Baja

5). YOUR SOCIALITE NAME - (SILLIEST CHILDHOOD NICKNAME + FIRST TOWN WHERE YOU PARTIED): Nat the Bat Atlanta

6). YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME - (FIRST INITIAL + FIRST THREE LETTERS OF YOUR LAST NAME): N. Str

7). YOUR DETECTIVE NAME - (FAVORITE ANIMAL + NAME OF HIGH SCHOOL): Kitty Grady

8). YOUR BARFLY NAME - (LAST SNACK FOOD YOU ATE + YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK): Peep White Russian

9). YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME - (MIDDLE NAME + STREET WHERE YOU FIRST LIVED): Jean Los Angeles

10). YOUR ROCK STAR NAME - (FAVORITE CANDY + FAVORITE MUSICIAN'S LAST NAME): Godiva Ramone

11). YOUR "POPULAR" NAME - (FAVORITE FEMALE CELEBRITY'S FIRST NAME + BEST FRIEND'S STREET NAME): Carmen Grant

12). YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME - (NAME OF [OPPOSITE SEX] FRIEND + CELL PHONE COMPANY YOU USE): Nick TMobile

Wow. That was pretty damn stupid. Oh well.



----natalie
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If you don't mind, I think I'll follow the crowd.... [31 Mar 2005|04:46pm]
[ mood | need to pee ]

Put your playlist on shuffle. Pick the first 25 songs that come up and add "in my pants" at the end of each title. Bold your favorites.

1. I'm so Bored with the USA in my pants
2. Country Love Song in my pants
3. Kissing the Lipless in my pants
4. I Can't Stand It in my pants
5. Tight Wad Hill in my pants
6. Misty Morning, Albert Bridge in my pants
7. White Knuckles in my pants
8. Complete Control in my pants
9. Bad Habit in my pants
10. Smash in my pants
11. Track 17 in my pants
12. Down to the Old Pub Instead in my pants
13. Midnight Rambler in my pants
14. It Just Is in my pants
15. Yahweh in my pants
16. Stranger in the House in my pants
17. Rematerialised in my pants
18. Pay the Man in my pants
19. Dyskrasia in my pants
20. Parental Advisory in my pants
21. Arsenal in my pants
22. Vertigo in my pants
23. Placebo in my pants
24. Roadette Song [Live] in my pants
25. Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues in my pants

 

----natalie (in my pants)

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[24 Mar 2005|07:19pm]
<td>Pholph's Scrabble Generator

My Scrabble© Score is: 55.
What is your score? Get it here.</td>



Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?


SO not feeling like making a real update. Suckas.



----natalie
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[16 Mar 2005|06:40pm]
You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.

In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

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Buddhism

79%

Islam

71%

Hinduism

67%

Satanism

63%

Paganism

50%

agnosticism

42%

Christianity

38%

atheism

21%

Judaism

13%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Funny. Out of all of those religions, I am least Jew-like.

You scored as Summer. You are overly image focused and not entirely honest about who you really are. Start developing your true self to avoid ending up with a counterfit life. Focus more on culivating a personality than maintaining an image.

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Summer

94%

Caleb

89%

Sandy

89%

Jimmy

78%

Oliver

67%

Anna

67%

Luke

67%

Marissa

61%

Kirsten

50%

Hailey

44%

Julie

44%

Seth

33%

Ryan

0%

What OC character are you?
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----natalie
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